"Mrs. Jantz! J is clogging the toilet!" she exclaims, out of breath, at recess.
"What?! How do you know that if you're out here?" I naturally respond.
"No, he's not in the bathroom! He's sitting at the end of the slide and not moving. So everyone going down is stuck behind him!"
Thank you, sweet second grader, for updating my recess lingo. :)