Pulling away from the drive-thru window, I ask Jim to check the bag for napkins. None. Usually we keep some in the glovebox, but our stash was depleted.
Fearing a greasy steering wheel, I turn to Jim and say sternly, "I just don't get how that's not a routine thing - to put napkins in a take-out bag!"
His immediate reaction, "You're teacher-voicing me!"
Whoops... didn't mean to teacher voice my innocent husband.
By the way, Jim let me use his sleeve as a napkin on the way home. #superherohusband